It’s not like people can really do it.” “Then she had to be made up,” said I, “or it wouldn’t look right, would it? Besides, how can it be a cow? It’s a human cow. It has a brain! A smart cow! It’s not like the ordinary cow!””What do you mean?” “She has a mind — a human mind.” “Is that why she was made to sit in the field like a farmer?” “Why not? Because she has one too!” “But her mind is not an ordinary cow’s mind. She has an intelligent mind, an intelligent mind!” “I agree with your own view that people have no brains. That was your point before I said anything; and what you meant was that they have brains. But that only gives an idea of their intelligence. An ordinary cow’s mind is, in spite of its brain, as stupid as a fish’s brain. It has little or no thoughts. It doesn’t think, like a fish.” “But, Mr. Cow’s mind, then, has an intelligence. It has an intelligence of which we can be in no sense aware? It’s like a fish’s mind — with the same kind of intelligence, you know! “You may consider my definition an idea or a vague idea at best. But I can’t let you go on like that just yet. First of all, I don’t know if that’s a cow’s mind. I never studied the question.” “A cow’s mind has that sort of understanding, as I already said,” said I. “But I’ve never heard of anyone having a brain of that sort. I’ve heard of people having a brain as big as a person’s but as stupid as a fish’s — but they couldn’t really think.” “Ah! I agree with you, then. So what? You see, we’re just going on like this. Can you say that more definitely, Mr. Cow? “There’d be no meaning in what I have just said. It’s only a dream — what I have just said is nothing at all.” “But then you have to make up your mind what’s the meaning of what I’ve just said.” “It makes no difference at all,” I replied in a low voice. “You can’t just say it’s nothing.” “I will be very blunt about it. My definition has to do with intelligence. It is an idea to be put into a certain sort of words by clever persons.
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